Give attitude -- get attention.

Take the day off and lie in the sun.

If you don't like your presents, SULK.

It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.

Don't stress out over your first gray whisker.

Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!

Be finicky and they'll try harder to please you.

If anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.

If you get bored at your party -- just curl up for a nap.

Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.

Don't overdo the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.

Act catty -- toy with presents before you tear them open.

Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.

Need more attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.